Beos Haiku Error Messages
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site is not found. These three are certain:Death, taxes, and site not found.You, victim of one. Ephemeral computer haiku error messages site.I am the Blue Screen of Death.No one hears your screams. Aborted effort:The site, passed this veil of tears.You ask way too much. Mourning and sorrow404 not error 404 haiku with us nowLost to paradise. Not a pretty sightWhen the web dies screaming loudThe site is not found. Site slips through fingersPulse pounding hard and franticVanishing like mist. The dream is shatteredThe web site cannot be foundInside the spring rain. Bartender yells loudYour site cannot be found, boyBuy another drink. Chrome megaphone barksIt's not possible to
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talkNot yet anyway. Emptyness of soulForever aching blackness:"Blah.com not found." Click exciting linkGossamer threads hold you back404 not found. With searching comes lossAnd the presence of absence:The site is not found. You step in the stream,But the water has moved onThe site is not here. Rather than a beepOr a rude error message,These words: 'Site not found.' Something you enteredTranscended parameters.The site is unknown. Stay the patient courseOf little worth is your ireThe server is down There is a chasmOf carbon and siliconThe server can't bridge. Chaos reigns within.Reflect, repent, and retry.Server shall return. Won't you please observeA brief moment of silenceFor the dead server? First snow, then silence.This expensive server diesSo beautifully. Seeing my great faultThrough darkening dead serversI begin again. Visit the home pageIt can't be done easilyWhen the site is down. Cables have been cutSouthwest of Northeast somewhereWe are not amused. Site is silent, yesNo voices can be heard nowThe cows roll their eyes. Silicon shuddersThe site is down for the
(June 2009) (Learn how and when to remove this template message) NetPositive NetPositive 2.2 under BeOS R5 showing Wikipedia (no CSS support) Developer(s) Be Inc. Stable release 2.2.2 / November1,2001(2001-11-01) Operating system BeOS Type Web browser License Proprietary NetPositive (often haiku os called Net+) is the default browser that comes with the Be Operating System (BeOS). haiku poems It has partial support for JavaScript, but no Java or CSS support.[1] NetPositive was originally developed as a stop-gap measure [2] and was the only web browser available for BeOS, but that is no longer the case. The last official version of NetPositive before the Be, Inc. bankruptcy was 2.2/2.2.1 for US customers, but there also exists a 3.0d3 http://8325.org/haiku/ beta version, and a leaked 2.2.2 which changed from the RSA Encryption Engine to OpenSSL, possibly indicating that Be were cleaning the source of commercial code with an intent to open source, like the OpenTracker project. Built binaries of NetPositive, including all encryption libraries, and other tools not provided by the OS itself, such as the HTTP and FTP engines, weigh in from 1.4 to 1.7 MB in size, uncompressed, depending on the strength https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NetPositive of encryption provided. NetPositive can be embedded into another application, or into the desktop of the OS itself, using the replicants system provided by the OS. When Active Desktop was launched on Windows, Microsoft promoted it as having been a major achievement. Be later claimed to have cloned the functionality using NetPositive (where Internet Explorer is used in Windows) in "nine lines of code". A number of projects exist to clone NetPositive for BeOS, due to BeOS users' familiarity with its interface. The most advanced of these is Themis, which aims to capture the feel of NetPositive in a browser with modern features. There is also Net++, which aims to use the Gecko layout engine in the shell of the failed NetOptimist browser. For Haiku there is a successor for NetPositive, based on WebKit, called WebPositive. It is still included in ZETA as the default browser for opening saved files and links from other applications, due to unfinished implementation of the native OS bindings in Mozilla Firefox for BeOS. However, Firefox is promoted as being the primary browser on the platform. Error messages in Haiku[edit] The browser was notable among BeOS users due to its haiku error messages, which led to the name of Haiku, an open-source BeOS clone. A late 1990s email joke which claimed that Microsoft was movin
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a web site that didn't exist, the web client (which was called NetPositive) would say something like: Ephemeral page I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. There were a whole bunch of them, throughout the OS. I remembered installing BeOS 5 Personal Edition years ago and then just hitting reload on a non-existent URL like an idiot for like 30 minutes trying to see all the haiku. It was a small thing, but I thought it was a brilliant, elegant touch and typical of the entire operating system. It was inspired. I decided that the BeOS haiku would make smashing 404 messages for this site as well. Comments for: BeOS Error Message Haiku Wanna see some haiku? Just go to any 404 page here. Try http://monkeygumbo.com/blahblah/ for example... Click that "Back to entry..." link for more info. Posted by wee at February 21, 2003 2:01 AM Hey, I'm a fan of BeOS 404 messages also. I just wanted to make you aware that they don't show up in IE though, but I found this little tip: Internet Explorer doesn't (by default) display custom error pages, preferring to display its own error message. If you would like to override this, you can put hidden text in the page to increase the filesize to just over 512 bytes; IE will then display your custom error page. Posted by Nick Speare at June 16, 2003 1:08 PM Thanks for the tip, Nick! I had no way of knowing that IE didn't respect 404 error pages. That doesn't surprise me, but it seems annoyingly unsurprising behavior for them. I added some junk as HTML comments so it comes up longer than 512 bytes. Last time I used IE for anything substantive it had Spyglass Mosaic licensing stuff all over it. Sounds like I haven't missed out on much. Posted by wee at June 18, 2003 12:42 AM FYI, works great now. *REFRESH* *REFRESH* *REFRESH* just like old times :) Posted by Nick Speare at June 18, 2003 5:36 AM Back to entry BeOS Error Message Haiku | Back to Front Page Post a comment Name: Email Address: URL: Comments: Remember info?