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Book You are here: Home » Blog » 14 Japanese Error Messages Search for: 14 Japanese Error Messages Posted on June 3, 2015 by kerriedroban Actual error messages seen on computer screens in Japan, where some are written in windows haiku error messages Haiku. 1. The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist. 2.
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Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return. 3. Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much. 4. Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. 5. Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that. 6. Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone. 7. Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down. 8. A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone. 9. Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred? 10. You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here. 11. Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will. 12. Having been erased, the document you're seeking must now be retyped. Share this:FacebookTwitterGoogle Posted in: Blog ← Previous Next → Comments are closed. Search Search for: Recent Entries All 14 True Crime Cases in one post for Valentine's Day Anti-Valentine Contest & Giveaway Christmas Contest and Giveaway! What's In A Name? Courtroom Humor Why Pigs Fly Behind The Scenes: Gangland Undercover "Fun" Facts About Sociopaths Love Letter To My Children 9 Tips From Ann Rule My Favorite Memoirs Shelf-Life: My Personal Library of Crime Resources 14 Japanese Error Messages What Inspires You My Writing Essentials The Power Of One Random Acts Of Kindness The Deadly Truth Lord Of The Flies Revisited “Reality Lite…" Vagos, Mongols, and Outlaws: My Infiltration of America’s Deadliest Biker Gangs Prodigal Father, Pagan Son Running With The Devil: The True Story of ATF’s Infiltration of the Arizona Hells Angels A Socialite Scorned The Language of Butchers Archives February 2016 December 2015 October 2015 September 2015 August 2015 July 2015 June 2015 May 2015 November 2014 September 2014 February 2014 December 2013 October 2013 Award Winning Books ` Subscribe For The Latest News Subscribe to get Kerrie's latest news * indicates required Email Address * First Name Last Name © 2015 Copyright by Kerrie Droban. All rights reserved. About Kerrie Blog Gangland Undercover Why Pigs Fly Purchase Books Me
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syllables in the first line, seven in the http://einstein.sc.mahidol.ac.th/~scmal/compjokes/Japanese_Microsoft_Windows_.html second, five in the third... Your file was that big? It might be very useful. But now it is gone. The Web site you seek Cannot be located but Countless more exist. Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return. Aborted effort: Close error messages all that you have worked on. You ask far too much. Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that. First snow, then silence. This thousand japanese error messages dollar screen dies So beautifully. With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: 'My Novel' not found. The Tao that is seen Is not the true Tao until You bring fresh toner. Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down. A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone. Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred. You step in the stream, But the water has moved on. This page is not here. Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will. Having been erased, The document you're seeking Must now be retyped. Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank. Next: Linux Sex Up: Computer Jokes Previous: Wife 1.0 2003-12-06
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